Thursday, 15 November 2012
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i am the sex goddess of the western hemisphere
shut the fuck up and watch my video again. for those who haven't seen it, enjoy (actually my favorite reading)
actually actually re-posting for new friends
Sex Goddessby Maggie EstepI am THE SEX GODDESS OF THE WESTERN HEMISPHEREso don't mess with me
I've got a big bag full of SEX TOYS
and you can't have any
'cause they're all mine
'cause I'm
the SEX GODDESS OF THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE.
"Hey," you may say to yourself,
"who the hell's she tryin' to kid,
she's no sex goddess,"
But trust me,
I am
if only for the fact that I have
the unabashed gall
to call
myself a SEX GODDESS,
I mean, after all,
it's what so many of us have at some point thought,
we've all had someone
who worshipped our filthy socks
and barked like a dog when we were near
giving us cause
to pause and think: You know, I may not look like much
but deep inside, I am a SEX GODDESS.
Only
we'd never come out and admit it publicly
well, you wouldn't admit it publicly
but I will
because I am
THE SEX GODDESS OF THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE.
I haven't always been
a SEX GODDESS
I used to be just a mere mortal woman
but I grew tired of sexuality being repressed
then manifest
in late night 900 number ads
where 3 bodacious bimbettes
heave cleavage into the camera's winking lens and sigh:
"Big Girls oooh, Bad Girls oooh, Blonde Girls oooh,
you know what to do, call 1-900-UNMITIGATED BIMBO ooooh."
Yeah
I got fed up with the oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
I got fed up with it all
so I put on my combat boots
and hit the road with my bag full of SEX TOYS
that were a vital part of my SEX GODDESS image
even though I would never actually use
my SEX TOYS
'cause my being a SEX GODDESS
it isn't a SEXUAL thing
it's a POLITICAL thing
I don't actually have SEX, no
I'm too busy taking care of
important SEX GODDESS BUSINESS,
yeah,
I gotta go on The Charlie Rose Show
and MTV and become a parody
of myself and make
buckets full of money off my own inane brand
of self-righteous POP PSYCHOLOGY
because my pain is different
because I am a SEX GODDESS
and when I talk,
people listen
why ?
Because, you guessed it,
I AM THE SEX GODDESS OF THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE
and you're not.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i had to do this in 3 parts. so damn long
*added 11-15-2012: i want to do more readings. i've just been too lazy. might do one this saturday
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i am in love with this poem. she rawks
@DivaJyoti - dog will eventually see it. and i am glad you're actual dog's tail wags to my voice. i think
i have no idea re my voice's effect on dogs.
thank you for the rec and mini. no, this is a poem by Maggie Estep
Love it!!
@TheSutraDude - ah thank you. i just threw stuff together, as usual. i will be running out of stuff to wear soon.
my favorite part of the poem
"and you're not"
i interpreted this poem as a satire on self-proclaimed goddesses.goddesses who have become an industry uhuh
and thank you for the rec and mini
@Grannys_Place - thank you. makes me happy you loved it
@bonmots - you're welcome. you look good in anything and everything. running out of stuff to wear soon? you know where i want you to take your family.
so it is satire. i got that...yay! though i called it tongue in cheek satire is what i meant too. the image of Madonna gave it away too. nice reading sweet one.
Woot...you got it going, hot stuff!
And you did it without public punnany, which makes you even more awesome!
not a bad reading, Sean.
@galadrial - thank you ever so much. aw shucks
hahaha i had to look up punnany. i know it as punani. just in case they were different from each other
@plantinthewindow - hey john. thank you
@TheSutraDude - it is a pretty confusing piece. i need to keep deconstructing it
well i can always go to the thrift shop.
@bonmots - you are the writer. you know better than i.
you know what i'm talking about. you shouldn't have to go to the thrift shop except by choice. financial fortune is a good thing. i'm not talking about being ultra rich even and i know your hubby will be the happiest man in the world. he's a great guy who married a great gal and you two have a great daughter.
@bonmots - and hugs!
Brilliant! Such a great delivery and I love the camera angle. I kept wanting to flick away your scarf and blow on your belly button!!
and i vacuumed today. the Dyson is almost as awesome as Wallace. well....not really. Wallace iz teh awesome :) give him a hug from me
you rock. i love that line too. and you're not.
terrific reading.
I tried to find a flaw in your reasoning ... Nope, nothing. The whole thing is bulletproof. I must bookmark this page and come back when I am ready. One day I aspire to be your sex slave.
Agreed. :)
@FrenzElectric - haha i might fly away if you did
thank you. i agree. thought i was brilliant too but that's just me
@TheSutraDude - he is awesome. he can now way, stop it
@promisesunshine - thank you
@buddly47 - :)
@we_deny_everything - thank you
yes do come back when you're ready. appreciated muchly
i saw this and it reminded me of - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoS7b0u79mw
no idea why, but it did...
@xplorrn - hah awesome yeah